I would have to commit a crime and have cops chase me. That would be the only way to get me to jog five miles. Denis Leary chasecommitcop Change image and share on social
My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I has the chance. Denis Leary bigchancedenver Change image and share on social
I wanted to be a hockey player. Where I grew up, the basketball courts were rarely used. I was terrible in school and actually said, 'I'm going to be a hockey player.' Denis Leary basketballcourtgrow Change image and share on social
I will not bond. I will not share. I refuse to nurture. Denis Leary bondnurturerefuse Change image and share on social
Let me tell you something: I love the Yankees. And let me tell you why: because without the Yankees, there is nobody to hate. Denis Leary hateloveyankee Change image and share on social
Anybody who's done standup will tell you that there's nothing like it. The show starts at 8:00, the curtain goes up and there's nobody else except you and the audience, and you just perform for them for two hours. Nobody yells, 'Cut!' There are no retakes. That is still the most exciting medium for me, and I love it. Denis Leary audiencecurtaincut share on social
Having dealt with a lot of real firefighters, I know there are a lot of guys who, for lack of a better term, become addicted to the grief because it has kept them connected to these guys that they felt responsible for having lost. Denis Leary addictconnectdeal share on social
No matter what anybody says, relationships are based on physical attraction. The first time I saw my wife, it was pure animal whatever. Denis Leary animalattractionbase Change image and share on social
If I'm president, there are going to be government vans that drive around and pick up people who shouldn't be wearing certain clothing. Talk about lack of civil rights - I'm sorry, I'm pulling you right off the street, and we're giving you clothes that you're going to be O.K. in. Denis Leary civilclotheclthe share on social
There's not going to be a 'Rescue Me' movie. Not a chance. Denis Leary chancemovierescue Change image and share on social