I studied acting in school and then, of course, couldn't get an acting job. Denis Leary actjobschool Change image and share on social
People saying, 'Life didn't turn out the way I wanted it to.' Welcome to the club. I wanted to be the starting center-fielder for the Boston Red Sox, for chrissakes! Denis Leary bostoncenterchrissake Change image and share on social
With any actor, if you know your character well enough, you'll know pretty much what he would say under any circumstance, or whatever situation might rear its head. Denis Leary actorcharactercircumstance Change image and share on social
It says on the back of the Nyquil box, 'May cause drowsiness.' It should say, 'Don't make any plans, OK? Kiss your family and friends good-bye.' Denis Leary backboxbye Change image and share on social
I believe in prescription drugs. I believe in feeling better. Denis Leary drugfeltprescription Change image and share on social
Stand-up comedy and comedy in general is the ultimate form of free speech, because you get to poke holes in all the pretentious bubbles politicians and pundits and popes and pretenders try to float over our heads. Denis Leary bubblecomedyfloat share on social
We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me! Denis Leary bulletcountryexplain Change image and share on social
The biggest battle for a lot of people who come out of the theater, which is where I was trained, is that they can never forget that a camera is pointed at them. Denis Leary battlebigcamera Change image and share on social
