I write what I think is funny and I write from a sense of popping a balloon or a sense of injustice, whether it's about yourself, or whether it's about something else. It's my worldview; it doesn't mean that everybody has to agree with it. Denis Leary agreeballoonfunny share on social
We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me! Denis Leary bulletcountryexplain Change image and share on social
Here's the problem with Easter. The Catholic Church needs to pick a date because it keeps moving. And I think the reason they always have Easter moving to different dates is to catch us. Denis Leary catchcatholicchurch Change image and share on social
I love Santa Monica and Venice because I like the beach. I have a lot of friends in that area. Denis Leary areabeachfriend Change image and share on social
I fell asleep during 'Year One' twice. And my son, who never falls asleep during a Jack Black movie, also nodded off. That's how bad it was. I was incredibly disappointed. Denis Leary asleepbadblack Change image and share on social
I'm really good at laundry, and I have no problem cleaning the kitchen. Denis Leary cleangoodkitchen Change image and share on social
I guess you get pigeon-holed in Hollywood, but I'm ok with that because I've been able to do a lot. I started in the theater, then I went to stand-up comedy, and then when I went into the movies to do comedy and drama and big movies and small movies. Denis Leary bigcomedydrama share on social
I've been nominated for Emmys and Golden Globes, but I've never won one and I probably never will. Denis Leary emmysglobegolden Change image and share on social
Most people don't know how underpaid and often ill-equipped urban fire departments are across North America. Denis Leary americadepartmentequip Change image and share on social
There's not going to be a 'Rescue Me' movie. Not a chance. Denis Leary chancemovierescue Change image and share on social
