Here's the problem with Easter. The Catholic Church needs to pick a date because it keeps moving. And I think the reason they always have Easter moving to different dates is to catch us. Denis Leary catchcatholicchurch Change image and share on social
Kathy Bates is sexy. It's partly because of her talent, but she's got a great face, and a great laugh. Denis Leary batefacegreat Change image and share on social
I fell asleep during 'Year One' twice. And my son, who never falls asleep during a Jack Black movie, also nodded off. That's how bad it was. I was incredibly disappointed. Denis Leary asleepbadblack Change image and share on social
I love Santa Monica and Venice because I like the beach. I have a lot of friends in that area. Denis Leary areabeachfriend Change image and share on social
I wasn't the best student. I wasn't stupid, but I wasn't paying a lot of attention. Denis Leary attentionlotpay Change image and share on social
I'm really good at laundry, and I have no problem cleaning the kitchen. Denis Leary cleangoodkitchen Change image and share on social
I guess you get pigeon-holed in Hollywood, but I'm ok with that because I've been able to do a lot. I started in the theater, then I went to stand-up comedy, and then when I went into the movies to do comedy and drama and big movies and small movies. Denis Leary bigcomedydrama share on social
It says on the back of the Nyquil box, 'May cause drowsiness.' It should say, 'Don't make any plans, OK? Kiss your family and friends good-bye.' Denis Leary backboxbye Change image and share on social
Everyone's got skeletons in their closet, and I've got a million in mine, believe me. I tested the envelope; I pushed it. Whenever somebody in authority told me not to do something, I did it just to find out why they said not to do it. Denis Leary authorityclosetenvelope share on social
There's not going to be a 'Rescue Me' movie. Not a chance. Denis Leary chancemovierescue Change image and share on social
