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Demetri Martin

I was a good student when I was a kid, and I did everything I was supposed to do, and I got A's.

I was a good student when I was a kid, and I did everything I was supposed to do, and I got A's.

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These are some quotes by American author Demetri Martin Comedian, who was born on May 25, 1973.

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If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!

If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!

Demetri Martin

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Saying, 'I'm sorry' is the same as saying, ' I apologize.' Except at a funeral.

Saying, 'I'm sorry' is the same as saying, ' I apologize.' Except at a funeral.

Demetri Martin

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Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away.

Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away.

Demetri Martin

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It is good to be in front of the lens to appreciate more being behind the lens.

It is good to be in front of the lens to appreciate more being behind the lens.

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I wanted to be a teacher, but I was a lousy student, one of the slowest readers. It was a tremendous struggle. But I'm lucky I had some teachers who saw something in me.

I wanted to be a teacher, but I was a lousy student, one of the slowest readers. It was a tremendous struggle. But I'm lucky I had some teachers who saw something in me.

Ann Bancroft

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I haven't modelled since I was 12 - that was a one-time thing, and I did it as a kid to make a little money to save up for university. Acting is my first love as well as writing and eventually producing and directing.

Kyle Schmid

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