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If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat! Demetri Martin fatladlespoon Change image and share on social
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. Demetri Martin funfunnyidea Change image and share on social
Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time. Demetri Martin employeegoodloser Change image and share on social
What you need is one black dress I call Plan B. It doesn't have to be fabulous, it just looks good, covers up the problems and is neutral enough for dinner, business, a date, a funeral. You don't overwear it, you don't overwash it, because the Plan B is - gold. Salma Hayek blackbusinesscall share on social
