I want to give kids that fall-off-the-bed-laughing feeling. Either that, or the sixth-grade feeling that life is hard - sometimes unbearably hard - and it is ultimately about death. But in the meantime, life can be really funny, too. Kate Klise beddeathfall share on social
I wouldn't feel satisfied being on set every day doing a romantic comedy - I'd be bored to death. Joaquin Phoenix borecomedyday Change image and share on social
And when you really think about the 9-11 event, the horrific attack on our land here in America and the death of three thousand of out loved ones, it was a defining moment. Donald Evans americaattackdeath Change image and share on social
I made a supreme effort not to do that thing that parents do, which is to bore people without children to death by going on and on about how funny their children are, so there's none of that hopefully. Jo Brand bearchilddeath share on social
I look forward to death with great anticipation, to meeting God face to face. Billy Graham anticipationdeathface Change image and share on social
If we can understand that death is not the end but is really a transition into the next life, the great part of life, that frees us up into receiving God's courage and his help. Max Lucado couragedeathend Change image and share on social
If you don't know how to die, don't worry; Nature will tell you what to do on the spot, fully and adequately. She will do this job perfectly for you; don't bother your head about it. Michel de Montaigne adequatelybotherdie Change image and share on social
Are there moments when I see unrequited crushes or ex-boyfriends slow dancing with their dates and kind of want to stab myself in the spleen with a salad fork? Yeah, sure. Sloane Crosley boyfriendcrushdance Change image and share on social
I don't have a ton of enemies. I get along with people pretty well when I'm not annoying them to death. Joss Whedon annoydeathenemy Change image and share on social
The one thing I did know - because I've seen many, many of the road trip movies that everyone thinks about - is that death to a road trip movie happens when you spend too much time in the car. Ben Falcone cardeathhave Change image and share on social