David Walliams

Reality always outstrips fiction. Whatever you make up, something more incredible always pops up in real life.

I don't know what I'll be like when I'm 60. I already have the traits of a retired gentleman.

Sometimes you meet people who can't swim. And I always think: 'Oh my God, that's extraordinary.' For me, it's always been a treat... I just feel really happy in the water.

As a writer, I try to do different things, but I'm not going to become a darker artist or turn into Radiohead overnight. I don't think that's my style.

I think the main thing I remembered throughout all of filming it was just that she just was extremely self-destructive. I think everybody can relate to that a little bit. She doesn't like herself.

Fear follows crime and is its punishment.