Dave Attell

I like doing stand-up and I love putting out TV specials.

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.

Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!

Jokes are very curious things psychologically.

I am thrilled to get the chance to write comics - and to tell Forgotten Realms tales, to boot!

I would've done anything to work with Satyajit Ray.