Danny DeVito

We did 'Erin Brockovich', we did 'Man on the Moon', we did 'Living Out Loud', but now I'm going to keep going.

Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they screw everything up.

You have to give people permission to laugh. That's why they would always cut to the banana peel in the Laurel and Hardy movies.

I would've done anything to work with Satyajit Ray.

Education is more than Pisa. Particularly musical education. We also need education and training for more than reasons of usefulness and marketability.

Once a year my back will go out and it'll be... it's like a sciatic thing and it's the smallest thing. Like I could be leaning over the sink to brush my teeth in a weird way and it happens.