Top 33 Quotes by Kevin James

I took a public speaking class in college and managed to make the class laugh a little bit.

I think I invented the phrase 'Don't overdo it.'

I've always been the guy who doesn't necessarily get it with women. A woman would have to say, 'I like you, I want to go out with you, you can ask me.' And still I would question it. Did she mean it?

Teachers have a chance to mold someone, inspire them. I hope all teachers realize that.

I would always love to be an athlete, but it's got to be a tough day when you have to hang up those cleats.

I had my boy in Boston on Easter Sunday. That kills me, from a sports perspective. He's a Boston baby and I'm a New York guy.

I'm not a Hollywood guy.

There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.

For some reason and I don't know why, but I don't think that I'm funny in California. So I always want to do my movies east somewhere.

If I do a movie where I have to have a son and it's a chubby kid, my mother is always like, 'You were never like that.' She gets so upset about it.