Top 33 Quotes by Kevin James

I would always love to be an athlete, but it's got to be a tough day when you have to hang up those cleats.

As American as an apple is and as American as baseball is, they don't go together. You can't be chewing an apple at a baseball game. You've got to let go of the diet that day.

I think I invented the phrase 'Don't overdo it.'

Teachers have a chance to mold someone, inspire them. I hope all teachers realize that.

I had my boy in Boston on Easter Sunday. That kills me, from a sports perspective. He's a Boston baby and I'm a New York guy.

I've always been the guy who doesn't necessarily get it with women. A woman would have to say, 'I like you, I want to go out with you, you can ask me.' And still I would question it. Did she mean it?

I'm not a Hollywood guy.

For some reason and I don't know why, but I don't think that I'm funny in California. So I always want to do my movies east somewhere.

I really wasn't a class clown.

If I do a movie where I have to have a son and it's a chubby kid, my mother is always like, 'You were never like that.' She gets so upset about it.