Top 33 Quotes by Kevin James

From there, I tried out for a community theatre play, joined an improv group... it all started opening up.

I would always love to be an athlete, but it's got to be a tough day when you have to hang up those cleats.

As American as an apple is and as American as baseball is, they don't go together. You can't be chewing an apple at a baseball game. You've got to let go of the diet that day.

I've always had something in my heart where I root for guys who struggle with women.

I think I invented the phrase 'Don't overdo it.'

Teachers have a chance to mold someone, inspire them. I hope all teachers realize that.

I had my boy in Boston on Easter Sunday. That kills me, from a sports perspective. He's a Boston baby and I'm a New York guy.

There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.

I'm not a Hollywood guy.

If I do a movie where I have to have a son and it's a chubby kid, my mother is always like, 'You were never like that.' She gets so upset about it.