This big part flies off on the floor. The other part goes like this and lands in my foot! Standing up! It's standing in my foot! Right in the side of my foot. The flute glass. I think I'm like in one of my own pictures. Danny DeVito bigfloorflute share on social
People come into your lives who you have a good time with, and time goes by and you still have a good time with them and you do stupid stuff with them. To me, that's life. Danny DeVito goodlifelive Change image and share on social
So we see Edward as a young man on the road and he meets a giant and he brings the giant to a circus where he meets a Miss Calloway. He sees the woman of his dreams and I am the only one who knows who she is. Danny DeVito bringcallowaycircus share on social
Well, you know, I feel like it's about a lot of things. The reason that I made it was because I thought it was really funny and unique and just a different genre. Danny DeVito feelfunnygenre Change image and share on social
I've been to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. It's a tower, and it's leaning. You look at it, but nothing happens, so then you look for someplace to get a sandwich. Danny DeVito haveleanpisa Change image and share on social
When I'm directing or producing, I like to do different kinds of stories. But you have to know what you really like, and when you do, you have to front your position. Danny DeVito directfrontkind Change image and share on social
I'll tell you one thing, it's a cruel, cruel world. Danny DeVito cruelthingwill Change image and share on social
What you do with it and things like that, but I basically chose this after I read it because I thought it was different and funny and unique and dark - things that I like to do. Danny DeVito basicallychoosedark Change image and share on social
I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone. Danny DeVito absurdfunny Change image and share on social
I love women. I mean, I'm married, but I used to get in all kinds of trouble. Danny DeVito kindlovemarry Change image and share on social
