I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up. Dane Cook appliancebusinessgive Change image and share on social
I'm glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere. Dane Cook amazeblastfamous share on social
When something's good, I'm not an over-celebrator. Dane Cook celebratorgood Change image and share on social
My mother had a lot of phobias. She's pregnant with me and she was a very phobic person. So I was born into phobia, basically. Dane Cook basicallybearlot Change image and share on social
I'm shooting a pilot based on my show. It's a one-camera show. I play myself. Dane Cook basecamerapilot Change image and share on social
I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make people laugh. Dane Cook afraidcharacterfearless Change image and share on social
When people refer to 'Back in the Day,' it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you. Dane Cook backdayfact Change image and share on social
My professional dreams were coming true while I was living a personal nightmare. Dane Cook comedreamlive Change image and share on social
I think that people who do enjoy my stand-up comedy and the people who get it and the people who are taken in by it, they see that I'm a guy that has love of the game. Dane Cook comedyenjoygame Change image and share on social
My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor. Dane Cook famfamilygreat Change image and share on social
