I had never done a roast, but I really wanted to, because it's so different from standup. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes roast standup want
When people refer to 'Back in the Day,' it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you. Dane Cook backdayfact Change image and share on social
People know I have a good time on stage. I love my life. I love my job. Dane Cook goodjoblife Change image and share on social
You've gotta share what's going on in your mind. Dane Cook gottahavemind Change image and share on social
My standup is observational, but it's self-observational, and it's self-deprecating, definitely. Chelsea Handler deprecateobservationalstandup Change image and share on social
I didn't want to be famous. I just wanted to earn enough money to have a nice life and enjoy acting. David McCallum actearnenjoy Change image and share on social
I used to carbo load. But then I ran my first marathon, actually on a whim. All I could think of was that I needed protein. I remember going to the grocery store and buying one of those roasted chickens. I remember downing a bunch of that and, yes, I had some carbs, but that's what I felt I needed. Summer Sanders bunchbuycarb share on social