I don't know if I could rebuild an airplane engine, but I know a little bit about rotors and rivets. Dane Cook airplanebiteengine Change image and share on social
As a comedian, I am obligated to tell you the truth, my truth. To share with you my beliefs, my perspective. And I think that we forget sometimes that that's the oath that comics take, that we will go up and share everything - the irreverent, the scary. Dane Cook beliefcomediancomic share on social
I have new ideas every day, and I always want to take on new challenges. Dane Cook challengedayidea Change image and share on social
I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny. Dane Cook funnygirlfriendlot Change image and share on social
Nothing is a better icebreaker than a great joke. Dane Cook greaticebreakerjoke Change image and share on social
I'm always going to be someone that people enjoy watching. Dane Cook enjoypeoplewatch Change image and share on social
I don't write any of my material down. I like to improvise and be spontaneous. Dane Cook improvisematerialspontaneous Change image and share on social
There's always someone in every group of friends that nobody likes. Dane Cook friendgrouplike Change image and share on social
No one wants to drown. Drowning would be the worst. Cause everyone knows that feeling. That feeling, oh it's the worst... when you think you're drowning. Dane Cook baddrownfelt Change image and share on social
I grew up very self-loathing. I was a phobic. I had anxiety. I had panic attacks. Dane Cook anxietyattackgrow Change image and share on social
