Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races. Dan Castellaneta dutyeasyjury Change image and share on social
Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them. Dan Castellaneta eatkidwife Change image and share on social
Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy. Dan Castellaneta aheadbluehappy Change image and share on social
It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up. Dan Castellaneta crackcushyfunny Change image and share on social
To many, Homer may appear lazy and a loser, but he's just much misguided. He's boorish, sure, but well meaning and, I guess, the one thing we have in common is the pursuit of lousy diets. Dan Castellaneta boorishcommondiet Change image and share on social
If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo. Dan Castellaneta homerscriptsimpson Change image and share on social
