Dan Castellaneta

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.

It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up.

In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

For my diet, I choose mostly organic. But in general, I am a big believer in trying to strike a balance with everything.

Formalized rules of manners were so great because they left no room for basic human haplessness. They allowed us to circumvent our natural boorish tendency to disregard the feelings of others.

What people don't understand about Sarah Palin is that she is a rancher's wife. From Alberta down to Texas I've known women like that: good common sense, bright and vilified by city people.