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Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races. Dan Castellaneta dutyeasyjury Change image and share on social
It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up. Dan Castellaneta crackcushyfunny Change image and share on social
To many, Homer may appear lazy and a loser, but he's just much misguided. He's boorish, sure, but well meaning and, I guess, the one thing we have in common is the pursuit of lousy diets. Dan Castellaneta boorishcommondiet Change image and share on social
In the 20 years before Greece end up with the Euro, efforts to improve competitiveness through exchange rate and adjustments resulted only in temporary gains of competitiveness. Lucas Papademos adjustmentcompetitivenesseffort Change image and share on social
We continue to be exasperated by the view, apparently gaining momentum in certain circles, that armed robbery is okay as long as nobody gets hurt! The proper solution to armed robbery is a dead robber, on the scene. Jeff Cooper apparentlyarmcircle share on social
Making new petroleum should be as simple and straightforward as brewing beer. George M. Church beerbrewmake Change image and share on social