Top 34 Quotes by Cristela Alonzo

About Cristela Alonzo

These are some quotes by American author Cristela Alonzo Comedian, who was born on January 6, 1979.

My goal has always been to just kind of show how my family, we might be a different culture, but we're completely like everybody else.

My goal has always been to just kind of show how my family, we might be a different culture, but we're completely like everybody else.

Cristela Alonzo

Because I grew up in McAllen, we would watch Televisa a lot.

Because I grew up in McAllen, we would watch Televisa a lot.

Cristela Alonzo

Whatever you want to do with your life, you really got to want it. And if you want it, and you work hard, it will happen.

Whatever you want to do with your life, you really got to want it. And if you want it, and you work hard, it will happen.

Cristela Alonzo

I did the 'Wizard of Oz' in third grade, and I was a witch.

I did the 'Wizard of Oz' in third grade, and I was a witch.

Cristela Alonzo

There aren't any concrete steps to becoming a comic.

There aren't any concrete steps to becoming a comic.

Cristela Alonzo

That's what makes a good show. It doesn't target one group. It tells a story everyone gets.

That's what makes a good show. It doesn't target one group. It tells a story everyone gets.

Cristela Alonzo

When you have a different name, people just kind of take the liberty to spell it how they want.

When you have a different name, people just kind of take the liberty to spell it how they want.

Cristela Alonzo

I can't tell a story about a working-class family on a premium channel that you have to pay to get.

I can't tell a story about a working-class family on a premium channel that you have to pay to get.

Cristela Alonzo

I couldn't afford therapy, so I just watched 'Frasier.' Season 4 was a breakthrough.

I couldn't afford therapy, so I just watched 'Frasier.' Season 4 was a breakthrough.

Cristela Alonzo

Looking back, I remember my family laughing a lot. We were never the kind of people that dwelled on hard times. My family laughs when things are tough. Growing up like that, I got used to making jokes about things that were difficult. So when I started doing stand-up, that's what I went towards.

Cristela Alonzo

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