Top 34 Quotes by Cristela Alonzo

My goal has always been to just kind of show how my family, we might be a different culture, but we're completely like everybody else.

The first eight years of my life, we lived in an abandoned diner - we were basically squatters.

I did the 'Wizard of Oz' in third grade, and I was a witch.

I used to love 'Murphy Brown' as a kid. I didn't even understand half of the jokes that were going on, but I loved the character so much that they stood out.

We don't have enough Latinos on TV just getting cast in supporting roles; the idea of having your own show named after you seemed like such a long shot.

There aren't any concrete steps to becoming a comic.

If I'm laughing, you know I'm either very happy or very sad. I cope with things with jokes.

I can't tell a story about a working-class family on a premium channel that you have to pay to get.

I couldn't afford therapy, so I just watched 'Frasier.' Season 4 was a breakthrough.

The chances of anyone of any race getting their own show are, like, .001 percent.