I did the 'Wizard of Oz' in third grade, and I was a witch. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes grade witch wizard
My family doesn't understand trying to chase your dreams because they were all about survival. Cristela Alonzo chasedreamfamily Change image and share on social
My stand-up has a lot of performance in it, and I loved doing it so much that, after years, I put the idea of having a show on the back burner. Cristela Alonzo backburneridea Change image and share on social
A lot of my material was based on my family. Cristela Alonzo basefamilylot Change image and share on social
Oakland Technical High School. Like any high-school experience, it was ambiguous. I was shy with girls; I had friends, but there were times I didn't feel I had the right friends. My grades were only so-so. Frank Oz ambiguousexperiencefeel share on social
The number of witches had everywhere become enormous. John Jewel enormousnumbwitch Change image and share on social
Nobody gets excited when they see me. If I put on my wizard outfit and walk around the airport for a couple of hours, I get a couple of puzzled glances. Andy Kindler airportcoupleexcite Change image and share on social
