The chances of anyone of any race getting their own show are, like, .001 percent. Cristela Alonzo 001chancepercent Change image and share on social
When you have a different name, people just kind of take the liberty to spell it how they want. Cristela Alonzo kindlibertypeople Change image and share on social
Whatever you want to do with your life, you really got to want it. And if you want it, and you work hard, it will happen. Cristela Alonzo happenhardlife Change image and share on social
My mom ending up passing away, and I got really depressed and didn't have money for therapy, and so I started doing standup to cope with my mom's death. Cristela Alonzo copedeathdepress Change image and share on social
I always knew, even as a kid, that my mom had a really rough life, and I always wanted to make her feel happy and to make her feel good. Cristela Alonzo feelgoodhappy Change image and share on social
I understand a lot of celebrities lose weight because they have the opportunity to get in shape and become healthier, but when you get so polished, you can't tell the story of a blue-collar family anymore. Cristela Alonzo anymorebluecelebrity share on social
That's what makes a good show. It doesn't target one group. It tells a story everyone gets. Cristela Alonzo goodgroupmake Change image and share on social
It might sound dramatic and a little grandiose, but as a Latina, I would like to be someone that gives a voice to my culture. Cristela Alonzo culturedramaticgrandiose Change image and share on social
I love the Rio Grande Valley. I always say it's home - Texas is home. I've been out in L.A. a little over ten years, and I still get so excited when I go back home. It just feels comfortable; it makes me smile. Cristela Alonzo backcomfortableexcite share on social
I grew up in a very Catholic household. We were pretty conservative. Cristela Alonzo catholicconservativegrow Change image and share on social
