I couldn't afford therapy, so I just watched 'Frasier.' Season 4 was a breakthrough. Cristela Alonzo affordbreakthroughfrasier Change image and share on social
If I'm laughing, you know I'm either very happy or very sad. I cope with things with jokes. Cristela Alonzo copehappyjoke Change image and share on social
My mom ending up passing away, and I got really depressed and didn't have money for therapy, and so I started doing standup to cope with my mom's death. Cristela Alonzo copedeathdepress Change image and share on social
Because I grew up in McAllen, we would watch Televisa a lot. Cristela Alonzo growlotmcallen Change image and share on social
I understand a lot of celebrities lose weight because they have the opportunity to get in shape and become healthier, but when you get so polished, you can't tell the story of a blue-collar family anymore. Cristela Alonzo anymorebluecelebrity share on social
I used to love 'Murphy Brown' as a kid. I didn't even understand half of the jokes that were going on, but I loved the character so much that they stood out. Cristela Alonzo browncharacterhalf Change image and share on social
It might sound dramatic and a little grandiose, but as a Latina, I would like to be someone that gives a voice to my culture. Cristela Alonzo culturedramaticgrandiose Change image and share on social
We grew up devout Catholics, so my trips to San Juan always include going to the churches that we used to go to and lighting candles and everything. Everything I do in San Juan is what I used to do with my mom, kind of as a tribute to her. Cristela Alonzo candlecatholicchurch share on social
I love the Rio Grande Valley. I always say it's home - Texas is home. I've been out in L.A. a little over ten years, and I still get so excited when I go back home. It just feels comfortable; it makes me smile. Cristela Alonzo backcomfortableexcite share on social
I grew up in a very Catholic household. We were pretty conservative. Cristela Alonzo catholicconservativegrow Change image and share on social