The chances of anyone of any race getting their own show are, like, .001 percent. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes 001 chance percent
My family doesn't understand trying to chase your dreams because they were all about survival. Cristela Alonzo chasedreamfamily Change image and share on social
My stand-up has a lot of performance in it, and I loved doing it so much that, after years, I put the idea of having a show on the back burner. Cristela Alonzo backburneridea Change image and share on social
A lot of my material was based on my family. Cristela Alonzo basefamilylot Change image and share on social
I am thrilled to get the chance to write comics - and to tell Forgotten Realms tales, to boot! Ed Greenwood bootchancecomic Change image and share on social
Mistreatment of al Qaeda members and their friends and hangers-on is something I number among my moral concerns. But it's number 1,000,000,001. P. J. O'Rourke 000001concern Change image and share on social
What a piece of garbage this smart car is. There's a commercial - the smart car has zero percent interest for six years. Well, good, I got zero percent in six years in buying this smart car. I'll tell you that much. I mean, it's ridiculous. My buddy has a smart car, totaled it. He hit a deer tick. Larry the Cable Guy buddybuycar share on social