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Cristela Alonzo
These are some quotes by American author Cristela Alonzo Comedian, who was born on January 6, 1979.
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What a piece of garbage this smart car is. There's a commercial - the smart car has zero percent interest for six years. Well, good, I got zero percent in six years in buying this smart car. I'll tell you that much. I mean, it's ridiculous. My buddy has a smart car, totaled it. He hit a deer tick.
