Craig Brown

One of the tricks of life is to have sense and money in roughly equal proportions.

Cleanliness is the scourge of art.

Comedy is the slave of time. What seemed funny then is unlikely to seem funny now, just as what strikes us as funny now would not have seemed funny then.

The closest I've come to being on a reality TV show is C-SPAN's live coverage of the Senate floor.

Live Below the Line raises real money to help the world's poorest people, but it is also a symbolic demonstration aimed at highlighting - not replicating - the plight of the world's poor.

A board of directors that cannot produce reliable audited financial statements for almost seven years simply should not remain in office.