Michael Jackson was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. It caused quite a controversy, because his nose isn't eligible for another fifteen years. Conan O'Brien causecontroversyeligible Change image and share on social
Every comedian dreams of hosting 'The Tonight Show' and, for seven months, I got to. I did it my way, with people I love, and I do not regret a second. Conan O'Brien comediandreamhost Change image and share on social
When all else fails there's always delusion. Conan O'Brien delusionfail Change image and share on social
One's dream is constantly evolving, rising and falling, changing course. This happens in every job, but because I have worked in comedy for twenty-five years, I can probably speak best about my own profession. Conan O'Brien changecomedyconstantly share on social
The beauty is that through disappointment you can gain clarity, and with clarity comes conviction and true originality. Conan O'Brien beautyclarityconviction Change image and share on social
Several hard-core Star Wars fans who had tickets for the first showing actually said that when the movie finally began, they started crying. Mainly because they realized that it's 22 years later, and they still haven't lost their virginity. Conan O'Brien begincorecry share on social
It's a good thing I was born in this century, when superfluous television seems to be part of the economy. Conan O'Brien bearcenturyeconomy Change image and share on social
The nightmare is you spend the rest of your life being funny at parties and then people say, 'Why didn't you do that when you were on television?' Conan O'Brien funnylifenightmare Change image and share on social
During last night's debate, John Kerry and John Edwards were so friendly to each other some political experts think that they may end up running together. In fact Kerry and Edwards were so friendly, President Bush accused them of planning a gay marriage. Conan O'Brien accusebushdebate share on social
