In West Virginia yesterday, a man was arrested for stealing several blow-up dolls. Reportedly, police didn't have any trouble catching the man because he was completely out of breath. Conan O'Brien arrestblowbreath Change image and share on social
The Canadian government continues to say they will not help us if we go to war with Iraq. However, the prime minister of Canada said he'd like to help, but he's pretty sure that last time he checked, Canada had no army. Conan O'Brien armycanadacanadian share on social
President Clinton signed a $10 million deal to write a book by 2003. Isn't that amazing? Yes, and get this, not only that, President Bush signed a $10 million deal to read a book by 2003. Conan O'Brien amazebookbush Change image and share on social
There are few things more liberating in this life than having your worst fear realized. Conan O'Brien badfearliberate Change image and share on social
President Bush left for Canada today to attend a trade summit. Reportedly, the trade summit got off to an awkward start when the president pulled out his baseball cards. Conan O'Brien attendawkwardbaseball Change image and share on social
I hate cynicism - it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Conan O'Brien cynicismfavoritehate Change image and share on social
Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen. Conan O'Brien amazehappenhard Change image and share on social
I'll say I'm happy doing my thing. No one says 'no comment' anymore. Conan O'Brien anymorecommenthappy Change image and share on social
If you watch a lot of television, the pacing, the quick cutting is so frenetic, but it doesn't always make it funnier. What I'm noticing is that when things are allowed to unspool more slowly, younger crowds really like it. They really appreciate it. Conan O'Brien allowcrowdcut share on social
