CBS news anchor Dan Rather has interviewed Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein. When asked what it was like to talk to a crazy man, Saddam said, 'It's not so bad.' Conan O'Brien anchoraskbad Change image and share on social
In New York, we had primary elections for mayor. To improve their chances, all five candidates changed their name to Rudy Giuliani. Conan O'Brien candidatechancechange Change image and share on social
Early on, they were timing my contract with an egg timer. Conan O'Brien contractearlyegg Change image and share on social
If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice. Conan O'Brien fruityjuicekind Change image and share on social
In a prime-time address, President Bush said he backed limited federal funding for stem cell research. That's right, the President said, this is a quote, the research could help cure brain diseases like Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, and whatever it is I have. Conan O'Brien addressalzheimerback share on social
Republicans have called for a National African-American Museum. The plan is being held up by finding a location that isn't in their neighborhood. Conan O'Brien africanamericancall Change image and share on social
Tom Cruise's attorney said he is going to sue anyone who claims he is gay. In a related story, Ricky Martin's attorney has been hospitalized for exhaustion. Conan O'Brien attorneyclaimcruise Change image and share on social
Earlier today, Arnold Schwarzenegger criticized the California school system, calling it disastrous. Arnold says California's schools are so bad that its graduates are willing to vote for me. Conan O'Brien arnoldbadcalifornia Change image and share on social
