All Quotes

Come November, the American people will have the chance to re-declare their independence. Americans will have a chance to vote for trade, immigration and foreign policies that put our citizens first. They will have the chance to reject today's rule by the global elite, and to embrace real change that delivers a government of, by and for the people.
‐‐ Donald Trump

Come on, come on! And there'll be no turning back! You were only killing time and it can kill you right back. Come on, come on! It's time to burn up the fuse. You got nothing to do and even less to lose.
‐‐ Jim Steinman

Come on, guys, I am a computer nerd. I love Hollywood and movies. My whole life is like a movie. I wouldn't be who I am if it wasn't for the mind-altering glimpse at the future in 'Star Wars.'
‐‐ Kim Dotcom

Come on, I'm a television star. Nobody on television is curing cancer. I've had a great ride, and I'm very honored to have been in this business. I'm happy if I managed to affect people in a positive way.
‐‐ David Hasselhoff

Come on, I'm from Iceland; I don't do hip-hop.
‐‐ Bjork

Come on, we're teenagers. Everything that comes out of our mouth is something that's off. You never say something that's perfect.
‐‐ RJ Cyler

Come on, when does it come to the point where your name can't come up in trade talks? Willie Mays got traded. Pedro Martinez got traded. So what? That's part of the game.
‐‐ Eric Davis

Come on... when you're running, if you see you're going to win, you're going to celebrate.
‐‐ Usain Bolt

Come on, you can't do a film about an upside-down world and not have an upside-down kiss!
‐‐ Jim Sturgess

Come on, you can't name a truck after a chick.
‐‐ Dwayne Johnson

'Come out' is so funny to me because I've never been in.
‐‐ Adam Lambert

Come over here and sit on my knee and finish your orange juice.
‐‐ Sonny Liston

Come rain or shine I walk short distances rather than taking my car.
‐‐ Sophie Ellis-Bextor

Come September, the middle of September when the first frost comes, that's hunting season. Fishing poles are hung up and the hunting season starts. You've got to be careful, if you're a hunter, that it doesn't become an obsession.
‐‐ Bud Grant

Come to find out, the Russians were never afraid of the Americans. They weren't raised with the terror that we were by our government. I was struck by how our government misled us for so many years.
‐‐ Deidre Hall

Come to think of it, Pasadena's as good a place to die as any.
‐‐ Michael Tolkin

Come to think of it, the way I play is like a drum machine- very mechanical.
‐‐ Ikue Mori

Come to West Virginia and we'll show you how to live... how to treat people. We're open for business. West Virginia is truly on the move.
‐‐ Joe Manchin

Comeback is a good word, man.
‐‐ Mickey Rourke

Comedians and impressionists used to be two different showbiz animals entirely, but now there's no such thing as a comedian who doesn't do impressions.
‐‐ John Podhoretz

Comedians are always hitting the topical notes that are on everybody's minds.
‐‐ Yakov Smirnoff

Comedians are innately programmed to pick up oddities like mispronounced words, upside-down books on a shelf, and generally undetectable mistakes in everyday life.
‐‐ Bob Newhart

Comedians are never really on vacation because you're always at attention... that antenna is always out there.
‐‐ Bob Newhart

Comedians are not usually actors, but imitations of actors.
‐‐ Johann Georg Zimmermann

Comedians are really writers who don't have pens and pencils about them, but they riff.
‐‐ Carl Reiner

Comedians are sociologists. We're pointing out stuff that the general public doesn't even stop to think about, looking at life in slow-motion and questioning everything we see.
‐‐ Steven Wright

Comedians are sometimes resentful of their writers. Probably because it's hard for giant egos to admit you need anyone but yourself to be what you are.
‐‐ Dick Cavett

Comedians are the monkeys of acting. When you go to the zoo, everybody loves the monkey exhibit.
‐‐ Tracy Morgan

Comedians could do mindless things - and by mindless, I mean the easy jokes and things that you already agree with - but I find it more interesting, more of a reward, for people to feel something. I like to make a human connection, and that involves speaking emotionally, a bit more intellectually, or with a bit more moral complexity.
‐‐ Jerrod Carmichael

Comedians do movies and TV so that when they tour, they sell out. That's the goal: To get popular enough so the place is packed.
‐‐ Gabriel Iglesias

Comedians don't have a monopoly on suffering. But creative people are sometimes fortunate enough to be able to incorporate their most traumatic experiences into their art.
‐‐ Matt Lucas

Comedians don't laugh. They're too busy analyzing why it's funny or not.
‐‐ James Lipton

Comedians' first ten minutes usually stay with them the first several years of their career. It's their mission statement. Their disclaimer that lets people know who they are. Or were. It's also a good time to make fun of your name if you have a funny or strange one.
‐‐ Bob Saget

Comedians get jokes offered to them, rock stars get women and underwear thrown onstage, and I get guys that want to take me fishing.
‐‐ Les Claypool

Comedians have a huge carte blanche and the ability to get away with saying a lot of things.
‐‐ Marilyn Manson

Comedians have to write to survive because you don't get cast for your beauty.
‐‐ Sally Phillips

Comedians kind of write what comes to them. You can give yourself little assignments, but it's what inspires you.
‐‐ Jim Gaffigan

Comedians like to see people smile. With acting, I love giving people a feeling, an emotion. I like to give people a feeling. When they come away from my scene, I want them to think.
‐‐ Keke Palmer

Comedians paint ourselves into corners all the time, and tastes in comedy change. The guy in 'The Hangover' was a really fun character to do, and it was easy to do. But you have to find other things because audiences will let you do that for a little bit, and then they're like, 'What else do you have for us, monkey?'
‐‐ Zach Galifianakis

Comedians period, in general, have demons, and myself included.
‐‐ Paul Mooney

Comedians second-guessing themselves is scary. Poor taste is not a crime and we can't forget that.
‐‐ Jeff Ross

Comedians sometimes forget that there's an audience. You gotta be conscious that you're performing for other human beings.
‐‐ Jeff Garlin

Comedians still make fun of Bill's out-of-control appetites, but with Hillary, the mockery is about how she lets nothing be out of control.
‐‐ Rich Lowry

Comedians take a neat situation and turn it into a mess. And in my books I do the same thing, but it's the other way around. I like to mess around with mess. A mess is only a mess because someone tells you it is.
‐‐ Ursus Wehrli

Comedians talk to other comedians the way jazz musicians can talk to each other.
‐‐ David Steinberg

Comedians tend to find a comfort zone and stay there and do lamer versions of themselves for the rest of their career.
‐‐ Chris Rock

Comedians... they're different from actors. There's more ego there. They create the whole thing, I guess, so they're more precious.
‐‐ Sharon Horgan

Comedians walk out, get a feel for the crowd. If it's not going good, we change directions. If we got to drag your momma into this thing, we will. Whatever we got to do.
‐‐ Steve Harvey

Comedians want to be rock legends for a day - that sounds fun to them.
‐‐ Jake Kasdan