Comedians are really writers who don't have pens and pencils about them, but they riff. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes comedian pen pencil
A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water. Carl Reiner findfreezelot Change image and share on social
The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh. Carl Reiner absolutelaughmake Change image and share on social
If you can get a laugh out of a name, you're ahead of the game. Carl Reiner aheadgamelaugh Change image and share on social
A lot of people think I'm a comedian. Dolly Parton comedianlotpeople Change image and share on social
Writers displace their anxiety on to the tools of the trade. It's better to say that you haven't got the right pencil than to say you can't write, or to blame your computer for losing your chapter than face up to your feeling that it's better lost. Hilary Mantel anxietyblamechapter share on social
A man of letters never objects to a slum. He sharpens his pen there. George A. Moore lettermanobject Change image and share on social
