Colin Mochrie

Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy.

The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge.

Give me liberty or give me a bran muffin!

I don't like to get in front of people.

Well, I actually wrote her a letter a couple of days ago congratulating her. The tone I tried to convey in the letter is, look, you are a part of a great American historical process.

I don't believe it's productive to go around and badmouth anyone that I work with, because at the end of the day, we all have to sit in front of each other and agree or disagree.