I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes dentist live nail
It's fun to get a message on the phone service that Lucille Ball or Burt Reynolds called, and play it very blase by asking, 'Anyone else?' Charles Nelson Reilly ballblaseburt Change image and share on social
Because I was an only child, I don't like many people around, and that's why I don't have any servants. Charles Nelson Reilly childpeopleservant Change image and share on social
I was 24 yesterday. Suddenly you wake up, and you get on the elevator, and there's a mirror there. And you look in the mirror, and you're an old man. Charles Nelson Reilly elevatormanmirror Change image and share on social
It is only when you watch the dense mass of thousands of ants, crowded together around the Hill, blackening the ground, that you begin to see the whole beast, and now you observe it thinking, planning, calculating. It is an intelligence, a kind of live computer, with crawling bits for its wits. Lewis Thomas antbeastbegin share on social
I don't know very many people in the art world, only socialise with the few I like, and have little time to gnaw my nails with anxiety about any criticism I hear about. Charles Saatchi anxietyartcriticism Change image and share on social
I loved theatre and did magic, too, but I was never the best at it - there was never a teacher saying, 'You're great, you have to make this your career!' I was good at science and math. I figured I'd go into science and become a dentist. Nathan Fielder careerdentistfigure share on social