Charles Nelson Reilly

It's fun to get a message on the phone service that Lucille Ball or Burt Reynolds called, and play it very blase by asking, 'Anyone else?'

Because I was an only child, I don't like many people around, and that's why I don't have any servants.

Just get a bag and drop a dream in it, and you'll be surprised what happens.

Now, finally has the elevator arrived. The stairs was about to become a personal inferno.

Admittedly, it is really our duty, as artists, to hold up a mirror to our own era; but, on the other hand, these works have lives of their own, and they're still alive today.

Why do men fight who were born to be brothers?