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My entire personality changes when I'm in L.A. Casey Johnson entirepersonality Change image and share on social
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What a piece of garbage this smart car is. There's a commercial - the smart car has zero percent interest for six years. Well, good, I got zero percent in six years in buying this smart car. I'll tell you that much. I mean, it's ridiculous. My buddy has a smart car, totaled it. He hit a deer tick. Larry the Cable Guy buddybuycar share on social
I can say with a solid degree of authority that I am a selfish person. I spontaneously forget the names of more people than not, unless I want to make out with them. I will take the last square of toilet paper off the roll without thinking twice. I tip taxi drivers so poorly I'm amazed none of them have run over my foot while speeding off. Sloane Crosley amazeauthoritydegree share on social
Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch. Dennis Miller etchhollywoodlicense Change image and share on social