Top 30 Quotes by Calvin Trillin

I do remember in high school I wanted to be a disc jockey.

I don't cook. I don't know anything about food. I've never reviewed a restaurant.

I never eat in a restaurant that's over a hundred feet off the ground and won't stand still.

With humor, it's so subjective that trying to think of what the ideal reader would think would drive you crazy.

I don't mind being interviewed on television or radio.

I've always thought that parallel parking was my main talent.

There's always a source for humor.

What interests me is what you might call vernacular writing, writing that connects you to a place.

The shelf life of the average trade book is somewhere between milk and yogurt.

Health food makes me sick.