Broderick Crawford

I want to make someone walk straight, but I've left my sons nothing but wars.

I've made upwards of a million bucks in the cops-and-robbers business.

If you're going to be a bum, be the biggest. If you're going to blow it, blow it big.

It is hardly surprising that women concentrate on the way they look instead of what is in their minds since not much has been put in their minds to begin with.

It's an ear job, not an eye job.

I always have had a slightly jaundiced view about people who promote books about themselves.