Broderick Crawford

I've made upwards of a million bucks in the cops-and-robbers business.

I collect antiques. Why? Because they're beautiful.

I only go to mass when somebody asks me, but when I get in trouble I call for a priest.

It's an ear job, not an eye job.

I always have had a slightly jaundiced view about people who promote books about themselves.

It is hardly surprising that women concentrate on the way they look instead of what is in their minds since not much has been put in their minds to begin with.