Broderick Crawford

I've made upwards of a million bucks in the cops-and-robbers business.

I collect antiques. Why? Because they're beautiful.

I only go to mass when somebody asks me, but when I get in trouble I call for a priest.

I'm a big action junkie. I grew up on the '80s action movies - the bad ones and the good ones.

We did the 'MacGruber' Super Bowl spot for Pepsi, which generated some outside interest. We have a sketch where a guy blows up after 90 seconds. How are we going to make that into a movie?

As long as you smile, have sparkly eyes and stick your shoulders back, nobody's going to notice your bum or your waist or your feet, for that matter.