Broderick Crawford

I've made upwards of a million bucks in the cops-and-robbers business.

I collect antiques. Why? Because they're beautiful.

I'm a lousy reader.

As long as you smile, have sparkly eyes and stick your shoulders back, nobody's going to notice your bum or your waist or your feet, for that matter.

We did the 'MacGruber' Super Bowl spot for Pepsi, which generated some outside interest. We have a sketch where a guy blows up after 90 seconds. How are we going to make that into a movie?

I'm a big action junkie. I grew up on the '80s action movies - the bad ones and the good ones.