I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes bathroom hotel sleep
The Austrians are brilliant people. They made the world believe that Hitler was a German and Beethoven an Austrian. Billy Wilder austrianbeethovenbrilliant Change image and share on social
Don't be too clever for an audience. Make it obvious. Make the subtleties obvious also. Billy Wilder audienceclevermake Change image and share on social
If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you. Billy Wilder funnykillpeople Change image and share on social
Recently, I was in Bernalda, my dad's ancestral home town in Italy. He has just refurbished a palazzo and turned it into a hotel, so we had my sister's wedding there. It was beautiful. Roman Coppola ancestralbeautifulbernalda Change image and share on social
I was depressed as a child. I found it hard to make friends. My favourite thing was locking myself in the bathroom and practising comedy routines. David Walliams bathroomchildcomedy Change image and share on social
In a small spacecraft, it was hard for the other two guys to sleep when the on-duty man was talking to Mission Control regularly. Henry Spencer controldutyguy Change image and share on social
