A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. Bill Vaughan fellowparkpatriot Change image and share on social
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. Bill Vaughan leafmakemidnight Change image and share on social
Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. Bill Vaughan atomicbaseballbusiness Change image and share on social
The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its prediction and then disappears. Bill Vaughan deliverdisappeargroundhog Change image and share on social
The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine. Bill Vaughan antcontinueendanger Change image and share on social
People learn something every day, and a lot of times it's that what they learned the day before was wrong. Bill Vaughan daylearnlot Change image and share on social
Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. Bill Vaughan buyhappinesslarge Change image and share on social
It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. Bill Vaughan halfmoneynice Change image and share on social
Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. Bill Vaughan bulldozedevelopername Change image and share on social
