Bill Vaughan

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.

The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine.

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true.

I have a naturally camp sensibility and a camp sense of humour. I love the icons that gay people love.

I'm not a collector of clothes. I've got clothes to wear.

We define ourselves as intelligent. That's odd, because we're doing the definition - We're creating our own definition and saying, 'We are intelligent!'