Bill Vaughan

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.

The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine.

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true.

I'm not a collector of clothes. I've got clothes to wear.

We define ourselves as intelligent. That's odd, because we're doing the definition - We're creating our own definition and saying, 'We are intelligent!'

I have a naturally camp sensibility and a camp sense of humour. I love the icons that gay people love.