Fame has sent a number of celebrities off the deep end, and in the case of Michael Jackson, to the kiddy pool. Bill Maher casecelebritydeep Change image and share on social
The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I don't know how well this is working out. Today after the first one Bush said, 'I've got one question: What color is the red phone?' Bill Maher briefingbushclinton share on social
We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly. Bill Maher 000airplanebuild Change image and share on social
I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again. Bill Maher capitalgreatkill Change image and share on social
Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids. Bill Maher birthdaycakegay Change image and share on social
The tea baggers. The one thing they hate is when you call them racist. The other thing they hate is black people. But they won't say it. Bill Maher baggerblackcall Change image and share on social
When you want to make it clear to the rest of the world that you are not an imperialist, the best countries to have with you are Britain and Spain. Bill Maher britainclearcountry Change image and share on social
Freedom isn't free. It shouldn't be a bragging point that 'Oh, I don't get involved in politics,' as if that makes someone cleaner. No, that makes you derelict of duty in a republic. Liars and panderers in government would have a much harder time of it if so many people didn't insist on their right to remain ignorant and blindly agreeable. Bill Maher agreeableblindlybrag share on social
To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Who's your real friend? It's the person who tells you the truth. That's who my real friends are. So, you know, I think as far as our country goes, we need more people who will do that. Bill Maher countryfriendpatriot share on social