Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade? Bill Maher breakburglarhome Change image and share on social
Fame has sent a number of celebrities off the deep end, and in the case of Michael Jackson, to the kiddy pool. Bill Maher casecelebritydeep Change image and share on social
Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need. Bill Maher bureaucracygodman Change image and share on social
The country has become much more conservative, partly because it's been taken over by the religious right. Bill Maher conservativecountrypartly Change image and share on social
It's all been satirized for your protection. Bill Maher protectionsatirize Change image and share on social
They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed. Bill Maher banbedcigarette Change image and share on social
I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again. Bill Maher capitalgreatkill Change image and share on social
Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids. Bill Maher birthdaycakegay Change image and share on social
We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities. Bill Maher billresponsibilityright Change image and share on social
The tea baggers. The one thing they hate is when you call them racist. The other thing they hate is black people. But they won't say it. Bill Maher baggerblackcall Change image and share on social