Clinton left the White House with all the class of an XFL halftime show. Bill Maher classclintonhalftime Change image and share on social
The country has become much more conservative, partly because it's been taken over by the religious right. Bill Maher conservativecountrypartly Change image and share on social
We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities. Bill Maher billresponsibilityright Change image and share on social
Religion is dangerous because it allows human beings who don't have all the answers to think that they do. Bill Maher answerbeingdangerous Change image and share on social
Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. Bill Maher easykidpenalty Change image and share on social
The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs. Bill Maher biblegamelib Change image and share on social
We are a nation that is unenlightened because of religion. I do believe that. I think religion stops people from thinking. I think it justified crazies. Bill Maher crazyjustifynation Change image and share on social
Iraq now says that it will, after all, destroy its missiles. President Bush said, 'Please, I used to pull the same trick. There'd be an intervention, I'd make a big show of pouring out the liquor and then there was a case under the floorboards.' Bill Maher bigbushcase share on social
I never thought I'd say this: what Obama needs in his personality is a little George Bush. Bill Maher bushgeorgeobama Change image and share on social
I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws? Bill Maher countrycritiqueflaw Change image and share on social
