Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. Bill Maher easykidpenalty Change image and share on social
I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder. Bill Maher basebuilddisorder Change image and share on social
The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs. Bill Maher biblegamelib Change image and share on social
When you want to make it clear to the rest of the world that you are not an imperialist, the best countries to have with you are Britain and Spain. Bill Maher britainclearcountry Change image and share on social
If you think you have it tough, read history books. Bill Maher bookhistoryread Change image and share on social
Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him? Bill Maher bigegoface Change image and share on social
Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious. Bill Maher bakkerjimobvious Change image and share on social
To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Who's your real friend? It's the person who tells you the truth. That's who my real friends are. So, you know, I think as far as our country goes, we need more people who will do that. Bill Maher countryfriendpatriot share on social
I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws? Bill Maher countrycritiqueflaw Change image and share on social
