Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. Bill Maher easykidpenalty Change image and share on social
Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit.' Bill Maher firegodman Change image and share on social
I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder. Bill Maher basebuilddisorder Change image and share on social
The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs. Bill Maher biblegamelib Change image and share on social
This has been a learning experience for me. I also thought that privacy was something we were granted in the Constitution. I have learned from this when in fact the word privacy does not appear in the Constitution. Bill Maher constitutionexperiencefact share on social
When you want to make it clear to the rest of the world that you are not an imperialist, the best countries to have with you are Britain and Spain. Bill Maher britainclearcountry Change image and share on social
If you belonged to a political party or a social club that was tied to as much bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, violence, and sheer ignorance as religion is, you'd resign in protest. Bill Maher belongbigotryclub Change image and share on social
I don't want my president to be a TV star. You don't have to be on television every minute of every day - you're the president, not a rerun of 'Law & Order'. TV stars are too worried bout being popular and too concerned about being renewed. Bill Maher boutconcernday share on social
Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him? Bill Maher bigegoface Change image and share on social
Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious. Bill Maher bakkerjimobvious Change image and share on social