Iraq now says that it will, after all, destroy its missiles. President Bush said, 'Please, I used to pull the same trick. There'd be an intervention, I'd make a big show of pouring out the liquor and then there was a case under the floorboards.' Bill Maher bigbushcase share on social
If you belonged to a political party or a social club that was tied to as much bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, violence, and sheer ignorance as religion is, you'd resign in protest. Bill Maher belongbigotryclub Change image and share on social
Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit.' Bill Maher firegodman Change image and share on social
President Bush is supporting Arnold but a lot of Republicans are not, because he is actually quite liberal. Karl Rove said if his father wasn't a Nazi, he wouldn't have any credibility with conservatives at all. Bill Maher arnoldbushconservative share on social
We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly. Bill Maher 000airplanebuild Change image and share on social
The jury could get the case as early as next week, but the defense says they just want to introduce one last-minute load of crap. Bill Maher casecrapdefense Change image and share on social
Curious people are interesting people; I wonder why that is. Bill Maher curiousinterestpeople Change image and share on social
If you think you have it tough, read history books. Bill Maher bookhistoryread Change image and share on social
Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them. Bill Maher anymorecomplainman Change image and share on social
This is a ridiculous heat wave we're in right now, and to contribute, Newt Gingrich said that for the entire month of June, he will stop blowing hot air. Bill Maher airblowcontribute Change image and share on social
