You know, it wasn't even that I'm a funny guy, I just loved stand-up comedy and I wanted to do it. It was one of the few things in my life that I knew I was going to be able to do, and I also felt as though I'd be able to do it the way I wanted to do it. Bill Burr comedyfeltfunny share on social
My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn't be funny, but to observe it, it's hilarious. Bill Burr basicallyfavoritefunny Change image and share on social
There is a very difficult period in a comedian's career - it's that window of time where you're good enough to draw tickets but nobody knows you yet. Bill Burr careercomediandifficult Change image and share on social
You start in bars and then restaurants, then you want to get into comedy clubs where you feature, then you headline, and once you sell out clubs you're into theaters. I've been able to get there, and it's cool to do that. Bill Burr barclubcomedy share on social
Working on the Dave Chappelle show was amazing. Bill Burr amazechappelledave Change image and share on social
The first night you walk down to a comedy club, at least for me, I had my voice, and then I went on stage and I lost it. Bill Burr clubcomedylose Change image and share on social
You have to understand how bad I wanted to be a comedian, how much I loved doing it. I still can't believe I get to do this for a living and have people come up and want to see me. Bill Burr badcomedianlive Change image and share on social
Carnegie Hall is as good as they say it is. It's not like Stonehenge which looks great in books but then you go there and it's a pile of rocks next to a highway. There's actually a highway right next to it, but you don't see that in pictures. Bill Burr bookcarnegiegood share on social
If I can sell out clubs and theaters and play dirtbags in movies, and get blown up in a car or get the crap beat out of me in a movie, that's good for me; I'm good. Bill Burr beatblowcar Change image and share on social
I love making movies, and being in any that I can be in. I'd like to be in those giant movies, as the fifth or sixth lead, and have three or four killer scenes. You don't have the responsibility of the entire movie being on you. I like those roles. I'm shooting for the middle. Bill Burr entiregiantkiller share on social
