Patrice O'Neal is the best comic I ever saw. Bill Burr comicnealpatrice Change image and share on social
I'm not going to lie. I am a psycho. Luckily, I get most of it out on stage. Bill Burr lieluckilypsycho Change image and share on social
I've battled with that type of stuff, but what I've found is that by doing stand-up, I've actually learned about depression and how to combat it. I don't have clinical, but I've definitely had my bouts with it. Bill Burr battleboutclinical share on social
There is a very difficult period in a comedian's career - it's that window of time where you're good enough to draw tickets but nobody knows you yet. Bill Burr careercomediandifficult Change image and share on social
They say you don't want to meet your heroes, but those two guys, you do want to meet them, because they do not disappoint. Walken has this amazing sense of humor, and Pacino is like just a sweetheart of a guy. Bill Burr amazedisappointguy share on social
Being a comedian is an incredible thing, but it can be scary sometimes. Bill Burr comedianincrediblescary Change image and share on social
Being a stand-up comic, this isn't a stepping-stone for me; it's what I do, and this is what I'm always going to do. And even if I do a TV show, the only reasons to do a TV show is to get more people to know me to come out to my stand-up shows. Bill Burr comicpeoplereason share on social
Rich people never go to war. You ask a college kid to go to war, and he's like, 'Umm, I'm taking this sociology class, and I think war is, like, really stupid, and my roommate's, like, half Afghani, so it's going to cause some static.' Bill Burr afghaniclasscollege share on social
Like most comics, I tried to come up with a sitcom idea that was based around my life. And it didn't work out. But maybe because it didn't work out, that's why I ended up on 'Breaking Bad;' I don't know. Bill Burr badbasebreak share on social
Everyone should just drive out to the Mojave Desert and just experience it, and it's a fun place to live. Bill Burr desertdriveexperience Change image and share on social
