I'm not going to lie. I am a psycho. Luckily, I get most of it out on stage. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes lie luckily psycho
They say you don't want to meet your heroes, but those two guys, you do want to meet them, because they do not disappoint. Walken has this amazing sense of humor, and Pacino is like just a sweetheart of a guy. Bill Burr amazedisappointguy share on social
Carnegie Hall is as good as they say it is. It's not like Stonehenge which looks great in books but then you go there and it's a pile of rocks next to a highway. There's actually a highway right next to it, but you don't see that in pictures. Bill Burr bookcarnegiegood share on social
I gotta be honest with you. I'm kind of jealous of the way my dad gets to talk to my mom sometimes. Where are all those old-school women you can just take your day out on? When did they stop making those angels? Bill Burr angeldadday share on social
A myth is a lie that conceals or reveals a truth. But if it reveals even a strand of history or truth, that's what gets my adrenaline going. Ashwin Sanghi adrenalineconcealhistory Change image and share on social
It goes all the way back to 'Psycho.' Movies with twists like that are memorable because they're so simple. Steve Zahn backmemorablemovie Change image and share on social
Luckily there were no venomous snakes around Hoosick, N.Y., so I amassed quite a collection of milk snakes, garters, ribbons and ring-necked snakes. Romulus Whitaker amasscollectiongarter Change image and share on social
