Benjamin Franklin

If time be of all things the most precious, wasting time must be the greatest prodigality.

If you desire many things, many things will seem few.

He that rises late must trot all day.

I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland.

Shaft was a pop culture figure along t he lines of, I guess, Dirty Harry - except that he wasn't as much of a racist. So yeah, I was always a fan.

It is hardly surprising that women concentrate on the way they look instead of what is in their minds since not much has been put in their minds to begin with.