Andy Richter

I was prom king. Which is actually saying I was the sixth most popular, because the five who were on homecoming were automatically disqualified from prom, so of course I have to look at it that way.

No, I don't know any Emily Dickinson poems!

I mean, I'll say the filthiest things in the world, but when it comes down to it, I'm kind of a prude.

I would've done anything to work with Satyajit Ray.

I have a lot of kids in my district who haven't been to the beach, much less Washington, D.C., and that's 20 miles away.

The hand of fate had dipped into the ragbag of humanity.