Fidelity - a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed. Ambrose Bierce betrayfidelitypeculiar Change image and share on social
Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion. Ambrose Bierce absurditybeliefinconsistent Change image and share on social
Day, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent. Ambrose Bierce dayhourmisspend Change image and share on social
Immortality: A toy which people cry for, And on their knees apply for, Dispute, contend and lie for, And if allowed Would be right proud Eternally to die for. Ambrose Bierce allowapplycontend Change image and share on social
Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills. Ambrose Bierce bodygillmake Change image and share on social
Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country. Ambrose Bierce countryfoolfreeman Change image and share on social
Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. Ambrose Bierce architectdrafthouse Change image and share on social
Trial. A formal inquiry designed to prove and put upon record the blameless characters of judges, advocates and jurors. Ambrose Bierce advocateblamelesscharacter Change image and share on social
Eulogy. Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power, or the consideration to be dead. Ambrose Bierce advantageconsiderationdead Change image and share on social
Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think. Ambrose Bierce apparatusbrain Change image and share on social
