Positive, adj.: Mistaken at the top of one's voice. Ambrose Bierce adjmistakepositive Change image and share on social
Pray: To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy. Ambrose Bierce annulbehalfconfessedly Change image and share on social
Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country. Ambrose Bierce countryfoolfreeman Change image and share on social
Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two. Ambrose Bierce communityconditionconsist Change image and share on social
Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead. Ambrose Bierce blockheadclairvoyantcommonly Change image and share on social
Life - a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay. Ambrose Bierce bodydecaylife Change image and share on social
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage. Ambrose Bierce curableinsanitylove Change image and share on social
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher. Ambrose Bierce analyzecalldelusion Change image and share on social
Optimism - the doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly. Ambrose Bierce beautifulbeliefdoctrine Change image and share on social
Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think. Ambrose Bierce apparatusbrain Change image and share on social
