Forgetfulness - a gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of conscience. Ambrose Bierce bestowcompensationconscience Change image and share on social
Laziness. Unwarranted repose of manner in a person of low degree. Ambrose Bierce degreelazinesslow Change image and share on social
Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly. Ambrose Bierce childchillyfelt Change image and share on social
Witticism. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted and seldom noted; what the Philistine is pleased to call a joke. Ambrose Bierce callcleverjoke Change image and share on social
Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others. Ambrose Bierce conservativedistinguishenamored Change image and share on social
Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen. Ambrose Bierce bearlistenperson Change image and share on social