Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly. Ambrose Bierce childchillyfelt Change image and share on social
Witticism. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted and seldom noted; what the Philistine is pleased to call a joke. Ambrose Bierce callcleverjoke Change image and share on social
Friendless. Having no favors to bestow. Destitute of fortune. Addicted to utterance of truth and common sense. Ambrose Bierce addictbestowcommon Change image and share on social
Curiosity, n. An objectionable quality of the female mind. The desire to know whether or not a woman is cursed with curiosity is one of the most active and insatiable passions of the masculine soul. Ambrose Bierce activecuriositycurse Change image and share on social
Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others. Ambrose Bierce conservativedistinguishenamored Change image and share on social
Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen. Ambrose Bierce bearlistenperson Change image and share on social
