Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond. Ambrose Bierce abscondbeckoncall Change image and share on social
Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries. Ambrose Bierce boundarydiplomaticdivorce Change image and share on social
Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and exposing them to the critic. Ambrose Bierce artcriticexpose Change image and share on social
Education, n.: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. Ambrose Bierce disclosedisguiseeducation Change image and share on social
Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. Ambrose Bierce bridefinehappiness Change image and share on social
Men become civilized, not in proportion to their willingness to believe, but in proportion to their readiness to doubt. Ambrose Bierce civilizedoubtman Change image and share on social
A total abstainer is one who abstains from everything but abstention, and especially from inactivity in the affairs of others. Ambrose Bierce abstainabstainerabstention Change image and share on social
A man is known by the company he organizes. Ambrose Bierce companymanorganize Change image and share on social
Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. Ambrose Bierce accordancearthuman Change image and share on social
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth. Ambrose Bierce animalchieflydead Change image and share on social